- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

when debbie meets downer

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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