- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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