- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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