Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Penis chickens

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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