- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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