A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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