- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Where's my tractor?

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