A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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An Aisian failed a test

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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