How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Canadians

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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