- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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