What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

A man did not like this site

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Moral

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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