- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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