whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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A seal walks into a club.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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osama bin laden is dead

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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