What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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snooki

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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