- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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