what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What is 9+10? 19

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

How come grilled cheese?

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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