- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

A baby seal walks into a club.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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