- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What? Why?

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

A chicken walked into the bar...

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

no really what are ur names?

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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