How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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