Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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sky's sty

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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