- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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