- Anti Joke

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

I like the color potato.