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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.