- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Stop procrastinating.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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