- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

whats worse than a kane nothing

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

i like it in the mouth

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.