- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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