- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Women's Rights.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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