Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

a man makes a bad joke

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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