What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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