- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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