- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

The dewey decimal system

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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