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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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