- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

A bar walks into a man

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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