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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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