- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

so...um, yeah

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

can you touch your toes? no

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Womens rights.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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