Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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THE GAME.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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