- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??