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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Once upon a time, The end.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed