- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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osama bin laden is dead

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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