- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

FUCK THE JEWS

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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