I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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