Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

You know what's funny? Rape

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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