- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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