Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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