- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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