What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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