What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Anti Joke

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