What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

2 + 2 = fish

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

so...um, yeah

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Neil Lewis

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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