Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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haha black people :D

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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