- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Whats the defination of cruelty

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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